Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Nightmare Scenario

During the run-up to the election, every morning I'd wake up in a cold sweat with visions of Sarah Palin in the White House. Thankfully, that didn't happen, but now I have a new anxiety dream...

This morning I awoke believing the Canes had traded Sergei Samsonov to Dallas for Sean Avery.

I couldn't get back to sleep after that.


WufPirate said...

Did Avery bring any of his sloppy seconds with him to Raleigh?


Archivalist said...

Seriously...would you even wear an Avery used jersey?